Wednesday, March 19, 2014

SXSW 2014 Wrap-Up


"Did you hear?"

"Were you there?"

"Did you see anything?"

"I don't want to talk about it."

"I don't want to think about it."

"How did it happen?"

"That's fucked up!"

"What's going to happen now?"

"How can I help?"

"Where can I donate?"

"SXSW Cares."

"Did you get tickets for Kimmel?"

"Did you get tickets for Kanye?"

"Did you get tickets for Andy Cohn?"

"Did you get a Fader wristband?"

"Did you eat Rachel Ray's brisket?"

"Did you get into the Spin party?"

"Did you get VIP for Hype Hotel?"

"Did you get invited to Willie Nelson's ranch?"

"How many bands did you see?"

"How many movies did you see?"

"How many panels did you attend?"

"Did you see anyone famous?"

"How is the line there?"

"I'm still in line."

"I'll see you soon, I'm still in line."

"This line isn't moving!"

"Are they at capacity?

"What's the capacity?"

"It's one in one out."

"If you leave, you'll have to get back in line."

"Is that RSVP?"

"Are they checking the RSVP?"

"Did we RSVP for this?"

"I RSVP'd!"

"I should have a +1!"

"I'm on the artist's guestlist!"

"The artist is a friend of mine and they put me on their list."

"OMG. They just KILLED it!"

"Did you see _____? They killed it last night."

"I got in to see Foster the People! They killed it!"

"You guys, Snoop Dogg just killed it!"

"The Hold Steady just killed it!"

"London Grammar killed it!"

"Coldplay just killed it!"

"50 Cent killed it tonight"

"Did you see Pitbull last night? He killed it!"

"Spotted Lady Gaga walking into Red River businesses just like a human!"

"Lady Gaga spectacle."

"Lady Gaga said..."

"I don't care about Lady Gaga!"

"Check out my picture with Lady Gaga!"

"I'm not doing any of that celebrity shit this year."

"Who have you seen so far?"

"What's been the favorite thing you've seen so far?"

"Who do I have to see?"

"I saw them last year."

"I saw them last week."

"I saw them yesterday."

"I saw them earlier today."

"I've loved them for years."

"I loved them years ago."

"I loved the first EP they put out but I haven't liked anything since."

"I used to love that band."

"Are they still around?"

"I saw them, I wasn't impressed."

"Oh, you LIKE that band?"

"This line is ridiculous!"

"Which line are you in?"

"Am I in the right line?"

"What is this line for?"

"Who are you all lined up to see?"

"Never heard of them."

"Who is that?"

"Where is that?"

"What time do they go on?"

"What time is it?"

"Where are we right now?"

"Where are you right now?"

"Why won't these cabs stop?!?!"

"How long ago did you call the cab?"

"What's the number for the cab?"

"Is there another cab company?"

"Uber charged me $50 to ride from Lamar to 35!"

"Public transit in this city is a joke!"

"$7 ATM fee?!?"

"$7 Lone Star?!?"

"$7 cover?!"

"Is this free?"

"What's free?"

"Where's the free food?"


"Breakfast tacos."



"What time did you get in line?"

"What time should we get in line?"

"How long have you been in line?"

"Is this the end of the line?"

"What do all of these lines me?"

"Why is that guy smelling his key?"

"Why are those guys all taking turns smelling that key?

"I just want to sit down."

"Where is there someplace that we could sit?"

"Is there a place to eat nearby that also has a seat?"

"Why doesn't this Wendy's have a dining room?!??"

"Don't sit there that's gross!"

"My feet hurt."

"My legs hurt."

"I have a headache."

"Who was that?"

"Who's next?"

"Who's this?"

"What's the name of this band?"

"What is this place normally?"

"Remember when that was a parking lot?"

"Remember when that was a building?"

"Should we stay for the next band?"

"How long should we stay?"

"How long have we been here?"

"My phone's almost dead."

"My phone's dead."

"I have no bars."

"My phone service isn't even trying to work."

"Do you have a charger?"

"I need to find an outlet!"

"This alley smells like pee!"

"Keep watch, I'm going to pee behind this dumpster."

"I drank too much."

"I need to throw up."

"I just threw up, we need to get out of here."

"Future Islands."

"St. Vincent."

"Perfect Pussy."


"Secret show."

"After show."

"House party."

"After party."

"Invite only."


"South by jumped the shark."

"South by's gotten too corporate."

"South by's lost its spirit."

"South by's not as important as it used to be."

"So tired."

"So drunk."

"So sore."

"Wish I could have seen ________."

"Bummed I missed ___________."

"Next year I'm going to do _________."

"Not sure I'm going back next year."

"Can't wait for next year!"